#house of card imagine

[geekynerfherder]

'Aminatou, Veil Piercer' by David Palumbo.

Card art from the 'Duskmourn: House Of Horror - Commander Decks' expansion set, released in September 2024 by Magic: The Gathering.

[delicatedemolition]

actually on the verge of a mental fucking breakdown but it’s cool

[vhsmitchell]

i am very mentally well right now...

[maddymoreau]

[violentdelightsproductions]

Duncan Shepherd x Sydney Evans - The Last Great American Dynasty

And they said "There goes the last great American dynasty Who knows, if she never showed up, what could've been There goes the most shameless woman this town has ever seen She had a marvelous time ruining everything" They say she was seen on occasion Pacing the rocks, staring out at the midnight sea And in a feud with her neighbor She stole his dog and dyed it key lime green 50 years is a long time Holiday House sat quietly on that beach Free of women with madness, their men and bad habits And then it was bought by me Who knows, if I never showed up, what could've been There goes the loudest woman this town has ever seen I had a marvelous time ruining everything I had a marvelous time ruining everything A marvelous time ruining everything A marvelous time I had a marvelous time

[what-the-fuck-khr]

photo from someone on Twitter (futi_21_) but there’s this person on Mercari Japan selling the selfie cards from Amano’s exhibit and SAY FUCKING SIKE RIGHT FUCKING NOW DONT PISS ME OFF

[shrineofdolls]

melancholy and supine

[btsbs]

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[shinelikegoldbuzzlikeabee]

Disconcerting cards to send your nephew after you kill his beloved pet bird.

[imageingrunge]

Vereena the Bruxa 

[mabelmidnight-takeover]

thinking about how if i had chosen architecture for college I'd have probably spent the last three years making a percy jackson themed park just for funsies

[geekynerfherder]

'Marina Vendrell' by Magali Villeneuve.

Card art from the 'Duskmourn: House Of Horror' expansion set, released in September 2024 by Magic: The Gathering.

[selamat-linting]

skipping wwe ppv's set in the us, france, and australia because of their human rights abuses and ongoing support on neo-colonialism all over the world

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

BOJACK IS A ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK FAN CONFIRMED

most noticeable moments

cried over trisha (FUCK PORNSTASH GUY)

calls the women the people society turned their back on

and he thinks he's FIRECELY LOYAL like no bojack.. you sure as hell aint.

[silent-scribbs]

I need to work on that one birthday piece I was making myself lmao

[comanderofwords]

@mikeluciraphgabe had the idea of Hogwarts students meeting American kids. I ran with it

Ilvermorny was wildly different than Hogwarts. That was the first thing all of the transfer students realized. After the war, many of the teachers though that they should finish their schooling in different schools. Most of the class chose Ilvermorny because it was the most removed from England. Really how different could America be?

Evidently the answer was VERY DIFFERENT. After all, never once in Hogwarts had someone put their want away when someone insulted someone else in the hallway. And they certainly hadn’t used their fists.

Dean Thomas wasn’t affected when he heard Draco mutter about his dirty blood and his dishonor to wizards. He was used to brushing off the comments since he started at the school, and even more used to it when he started dating Seamus. What he wasn’t ready for was the fist that connected with Malfoy’s face.

“The fuck do you say to him,” the girl said, shaking out her fist as a group of Ilvermorny students began to shoo them off. The girl was wearing a leather jacket whose emblem was in flux, a multisort. Those happened here. She had on ripped jeans and a cutoff shirt, her hair tied back in braids.

“You know this guy,” she asked Dean, guest urging unceremoniously to Malfoy. He nodded slowly and she raised her eyebrow. “Don’t let him say shit like that. No one here would stand for it and neither should you.” She winked at him before picking Draco up by the collar and smiling devilishly.

“Alex, what do you think you’re doing,” a professors voice rang through the hall. The girl, Alex, didn’t put him down.

“Don’t sweat it Mrs. V,” a boy piped up, walking to flank Alex. He was wearing a simple button down with his emblem, a Horned Serpent. “He deserved it.”

Dean was expecting the two kids to get in trouble. They were going to get detention for defending him from Draco. He went to step in but the teacher simply sighed, rubbing her forehead.

“Take him to the hospital wing, I have no doubt his nose is broken. All of you, back to class.” There were minor amounts of grumbling as the crowds of people who were watching Alex hit Draco dispersed. The boy took Malfoy from Alex and headed to the hospital wing. Alex inspected her hands as she walked off to her class, winking at Dean and Seamus.

Yeah, Ilvermorny was a lot different than Hogwarts.